zaffle
the act of wiping your c-ck clean on the back of the living room curtains.
you have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled your new girlfriend on the living room floor of her house whilst the rest of the family are asleep upstairs. the kettle is on and she has crept upstairs to the bathroom to have a p-ss and muck out her meat wallet. you are desperate to dry your c-ck……the kitchen is tidy, even you wouldn’t use a tea towell!! no kitchen roll handy and no downstairs loo……it has to be a zaffle with the back of the living room curtains.
zaffel is an extraordinary creature from another planet. he is the creator of the universe. seen in many movies, such as the odyssey, he appears to have a white face and big black eyes. most of his sitings, he has been dancing along side young boys. no one knows why he is here, or how he came to earth. i would personally like him to go home. he has bothered my friends and me many times. if you see this “alien”, quickly find the camera and take a picture, he is a rare site. beware of zaffle.
“what the h-ll is zaffle?”
Read Also:
- zaffo
a wise and zany person. usually looked up to and looks out for others at times. mostly laid back but is legendary for his rambunctious craziness and words. this person may seem odd, bizarre, and sort of the lone ranger type but deep within the intellectual wits of the zaffo psyche lies mysterious conundrums and […]
- zaffoness
someone who isn’t a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one “your zaffoness scares me.”
- Zafft
a zafft is known for many things. one of the most known things being his or her uncanny ability to be annoying. a zafft is the person who finds his or her way into a party even though they were not invited. a zafft will annoy you to no end with their fake stories about […]
- Zaffron
a hoe with blonde hair, that is dumb as a door kn-b. also known as easy and likes it in the b-tt. but is a munckin and loved. example a zaffron can’t locate new york or california on a map. that crazy drunk girl running around the bar, falling and causing fights is a zaffron.
- Zaffy
a term used to describe a love/hate relationship couple. another term for rival-shipping. named after the original couple “zaffy.” the original couple consisted of two people who hated each other yet still loved each other anyway. they were the ultimate zaffy. another good example is watanuki/doumeiki from xxxholic. “awww look at them fighting – they […]