zarf


those little cardboard thingies they put around your cup of coffee at starbucks. they call it a cup-sleeve, but it actually is called a zarf.
hey bob, my coffees too hot. throw me another zarf!
a cupholder on a submarine. can be found riveted to any vertical piece of sheetmetal
i got this new coffee mug, and its still zarfable!
a cruel chalicelike holder for a hot coffee cup.
when a chick drinks a zima then starts blowing you and you shove it so far down her throat that she comes all over your junk.
dude, mich-lle came over last night, and one thing led to another, she totally zarfed.
(verb) the feeling of having to pee and puke at the same time. this usually happens when you are laughing your b-tt off, or if you are really nervous.
i think i’m gonna zarf!!!
to barf and pee simultaneously. this usually happens after laughing your b-tt off.
“haha that was a funny joke bob!”
“i know, it made me zarf!”
to zarf something means to misrepresent or misunderstand something in a huge, embarr-ssing way. it’s a neologism created by writer/performer m. c. brennan, in affectionate reference to the character of zarf on “all my children”. the antonym of grok.
dude, when i said i liked metal, i meant metallica, not stryper. you totally zarfed me.

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