Zebra Diagnosis
when someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and -ssumes it’s something similar but off the wall. origins from the show scrubs
guy 1: i had a zebra diagnosis the other day.
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:i heard galloping and whinnying so i -ssumed it was a zebra.
guy 1: man, i don’t feel so good.
guy 2: what’s wrong?
guy 1: my nose is running and i’m tired, i bet i have swine flu!
guy 2: dude, whatever. that’s a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.
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