that girl is so zenaida
zeni is maganda! she is beautiful and bad~azz from the inside out. she is the biggest celtics fan you’d met. your lucky to have her as a friend. she can talk sailor lingo like no other. tom cruise is her soulmate.
tom cruise loves zenaida’s filipina feline ways.
rondo called zenaida when he was near td garden.
1. (n.) a person who will show up at least 10 minutes late to every event
2. (adj.) quirky, witty, sarcastic, and hilarious
3. (n.) an amazing friend who’s always down for hoodlum activities
1. don’t pull a zenaida and wake up for work when the shift starts!
2. that zenaida girl always makes me laugh!
3. i love being ratchet with zenaida
a mental condition suffered mainly by jocks, and considered to be the exact opposite to autism. sufferers may exhibit symptoms such as low sat scores, above average sporting ability, high testosterone, over developed muscles, extreme self confidence, and a burning hatred for nerds. i suspected he had jocktism because his noogies were extra hard.
- rubber hose
the act of going to the receiving end of a glory hole and pulling as hard as you can on someone’s p-n-s until it beings to look like a rubber garden hose i was catching some dome at a glory hole when the -sshole gripped and ripped. made my sh-t look like a rubber hose
the act of when a female m-st-rb-t-s on her menstrual cycle. she like menstrubating every month.
- streamer syndrome
person who streams live video -ssumes that his chat is present. gamer streamer, who has streamer syndrome, is playing a game as if his chat was present, even though he is not streaming. other symptoms include changing ones playing style completely to be more intresting to his viewers.
- paperclip salad
is what happens when some jackwaggon desided to chain a whole basket full of paper clips together. well this is just a paperclip salad!