Zenepith
1. the point at which your dvr catches up to real time programming (via fast forwarding)
2. the state of being in sync with live television, while viewing a program on a dvr or other streaming medium, which continues to record while you catch up
1. “please dont text me any updates from the redskins game. i’m starting late and will not have reached the zenepith for another 20 minutes or so!”
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