perfectly aligned w/my body n mind w/balance of life. let it be…self happiness n acceptance….
i never knew zenquility even existed until i really let go of all the toxicity and made myself truly number one. what matters 1st is me 🙂 this feeling is not that of which i’ve ever felt before.
pseudonym for an illegitimate president. “predisent trump had the “biggest inauguration crowd ever” which leaves me wondering about his campaign promises about he size of his p-n-s.”
- mexican dinner rush
when you are 69’ing an girl and you pour traditional mexican foods such as beans, taco meat, guacamole, etc into her v-g-n- and start eating it rapidly male: girl i’m gonna give you a mexican dinner rush! female: what is that? male: you’ll find out in a minute 😉 arrrrriba
any liberal (particularly a male) that follows every donald trump social media account and whines about anything he says, typically saying the same thing over and over on all his posts. “i can’t wait for donald trump to get impeached!” “stfu cuckbot”
- pipe candy
crack i went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. i said h-ll nah!
someone who, through common belief, raises their state’s age of consent higher than what it really is. dude, you’re such an amplas-xual, the age of consent in maine is really 16, not 18.