Zeph
the act of hanging one’s self with the saggy ball sack of an old man by stuffing the t-st-cl-s inside the mouth and wrapping the remainder of the sack around one’s neck, leaving just enough to be able to hang, until asphyxiation is achieved. the word can be applied to situations or people that make one want to commit this act.
“this line is such a zeph, we’ve been waiting here for hours.”
“you’re such a zeph.”
zeph
a very s-xual name, zeph(s) can seduce women without effort.
they’re lives revolve subconsciously around the laws of attraction and are very talented people, with a very admiring sense of fashion
zeph(s) are often beautiful people with minds alike. their “strive for excellence” ego has helped them become one of the highest form of human beings,
like john stamos
“oh zeph! wherefore art thou zeph?!
let me be the palm on that hand so i may thou’ touch thy’ c-ck.”
a cool vampire lord in royolo
zephiroth ruansanchez d’eralborow
someone who is a hipster, but is way too old to be one. they usually like cats and use way too much hair product.
this zeph totally hit on me today, but i said no way.
h-rny internet type, commonly female
an apocalyptic, hot, steamy discharge of air coming from one’s -n-s, often reeking of sh-t.
d-vo i just zephed.
wallace what a total douche bag.
monson c-ck sucker
dolan c-mbox
lymburn at least he didn’t zeph on the floor.
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