a hot guy with a big p*n*s
he is a ziad. yummm!
(zee -yeah- d)
also spelled as ziyad
noun, arabic origins
definition 1: the condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects; perfection.
definition 2: super abundance; growth
person 1: hey, it’s ziad. =d
person 2: ziad makes me so angry, i am gonna shove his hand in a blender.
person 1: no! ziad! run!!!!!
ziad: *trips over shoelaces*
person 2: muahahahaha, bring over the blender person 3
person 3: *brings blender*
ziad: nooo!!!!! #@%@^@*&!!!!!!
handless ziad: how could you! you animal! now i won’t fit the definition on the urban dictionary. *cries himself to sleep*
- chicken poodle soup
a fantasized bond between a chicken and a poodle talking while in a bowl of soup. (yes, this is a thing sadly) sarah! i put your poodle in my new drawing of chicken poodle soup!
- amanda and ivana
the worlds greatest couple, they make everyone jealous. “is that amanda and ivana?? they are like perfect.”
- pulled a clinton
a scenario when everything is going your way, but you manage to f*ck up the very last minute. person 1:”bob was certain he was about to win the marathon. but then he died of a heart attack, right before the finish line” person 2: “n*gg* pulled a clinton”
when you’re gonna say “yup”, but you’re a child at heart and can’t help adding an “e” and a “pie”. example: john:”did we have biology homework.” person that’s 14 (2): “eyuppie.” john: “shut the f*ck up you orange starburst.”