zigzag shit war
the act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to partic-p-te in a zigzag sh-t war.
dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
neighbor: hey f-ck you, i dont give a sh-t about your lawn!
dad: oh so you dont give a sh-t, how about i give it for you!
-rips off cargos and squats with hand underneath-
-flings sh-t towards neighbor-
-neighbor retaliates with sh-t-
behold, the zigzag sh-t war
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