zima



a liquor originally known by it’s commercials and the slogan, zomething different. taste is vaguely like flat 7 up. a rather cheap drink, can be comsumed in masive amounts without the slightest buzz, until you stand up.
wow, she rounded the table with zima bottles, and she’s still fine. just dont ask her to get the door when the pizza arrives…
they out there, with the fun out there, we gonna hit out there, with nothing to fear. tear up the spot, get hot.

that’s how zima’s jingle goes. it’s some bad liquor, i’ll tell ya that, and it had an annoying -ss commerical during summer that p-ssed me off.
always start with the clear…… if you have absolutly no taste in alcohol!
means “winter” in russia.
holodnaya zima (cold winter)
b-tch pop, an ohio term for a fruity malt beverage. men won’t touch that muck.
only b-tches drink zima, but enough of them will loosen up their thighs.
a term for “owned”, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

is also often used sarcastically or to call your own minor diss. was first used by internet god guapo77.
i met the first canadian idol winner ryan malcolm and was asked if i wanted his autograph. i replied, “nah, but you can have mine if you want.”

zima!!!
term used for an oddly sized hobbit, who happens to be fat and extremely stupid. also know to use entirely too much gell so his bangs sticks up an extra 3 inches to make himself look slightly taller than he really is. a zima can often be spotted at a peasbodys.
holy sh-t dude, did u just see that zima? ive never seen a fat stupid hobbit before, maybe we should go see if its ok.
an oddly sized hobbit that is know to spike the front of the hair to make itself seem a bit taller, but in reality an oddly sized hobbit can not seem any taller. a “zima” can often be found in a “peabodys”, easily picked out of a crowd due to the fact that its an oddly sized hobbit. when found, do not feed beer, a zima is known to sn-tch up ugly not so skinny women, and guys, u want a zima to take all ugly boat b-tches
“yo did u see that zima?!?! somebody should tell that zima that it cant be any taller no matter high it spikes its hair.

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