zipper tie


hanging one’s member outside the zipper of one’s pants in a comical fashion for the amus-m-nt of onlookers.
“i was so drunk at the bar last night i pulled out my zipper tie for some laughs!”

“jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs…he was pretty drunk”

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