zoed
getting played, or embarr-ssed.
or
robbed by scammers
“you be in the store, card declined declined, you not litt.. you got zoed”
or
someone who was swindled by money flippers “20 into 200” or by scammers who sell gift cards loaded with money from stolen credit cards aka “pieces”
getting turned down by a female whom you really like.
i went up to this girl i liked , asked her for her number, she said no. i got zoed.
#zoe #zoed #female #shorty #declined #played #embarrased #no #turned #down
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