Zombie Lie


a lie that, no matter how many times it’s disproven, never f-cking dies!!!

madam lindsey is the man who replaced strom thurmond in the senate. he’s also got a thick southern accent. he’s every southern stereotype rolled into one damsel in distress. watch any of his interviews or senate floor speeches and you’ll see just what i’m saying. seeing him and john mccain together is like watching the ghost and mr. chicken.
in 2009, republicans were calling obama a muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko christian minister. seven years later, this zombie lie has risen from the dead. other zombie lies include “tax cuts pay for themselves” or “saddam hussein had wmd’s.”

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