zombie problem


when you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.
me: “dude, what’s up with all the people just walking around?”
him: “nothing. we just have a zombie problem.”

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