zombie team


a hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. people often considered for one’s zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.
benji franklin: “d-mn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!”

g wash: “i know. he’d be perfect in my zombie team.”

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