Zombielingus


the act of unconsciously coiting (see: coited) another human after a night of heavy drinking or other mind-altering substance ingestion in which both partic-p-nts took part, yet neither partic-p-nt remembers the actual s-xual encounter. mostly evident the morning after. main side effects include a walk of shame and short term depression.
barb: ugh, i can’t believe i had zombielingus with sam last night.
tom: well, if in hindsight you knew that conscious you would have consented, there should be no shame.
barb: that’s deep.

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