ZOMF
an expression used to demonstrate enthusiasm. often found in greetings, salutations, and subject lines. it is nearly always followed up with an exclamation mark.
zomf! i am uber ecstatic about this new laser gun i found!
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zomfaxorz is a derivitave of omfg. it replaces the g with an a that stands for allah and adds a z at the beginning and xorz at the end to make it sound cooler. zomfaxorz!!! snakes on a plane is the bestest movie ever!!!
- phrothy
when skin is soft yet gushy, as if it is filled with a slimy gelatin under pillows of happiness. “his shoulders are so phrothy!”
- dioe
verb 1. to sleep noun 2. one who sleeps adjective 3. sleeping 1. i’m tired so i’m going to dioe 2. he is such a dioe! 3. that man is dioing.
- dipolic
being a repezenter of dipset and brolic at the same time a true gangsta is usually dipolic
- dip fucker
ex (wife | husband) who, even when married, was just not the brightest bulb on the tree. “dip f-cker just called, needs to swap visitation weekends” that f-cking -sshole just called again, wants to borrow money. same as dipf-ck or dipsh-t. an insult against one’s intelligence. “you stupid dipf-cker!”