sh-t day, bad day
im having a zondo
you look like your having a zondo
1. verb – to zondo a joint is to smoke it down to 1/4 and then dip the end in sugar. this is particularly enjoyable if you are with a friend, as the sugar makes you feel like sunshine.
2. noun – a zondo is a joint that has had the roach end smeared in sugar.
also, you can subst-tute the sugar for any other granulated substance of your choice, but then you must attach a prefix to the word zondo (for example, limestonezondo)
when we zondo’ed that joint, locomoto locomoto locomoto… and that’s all i remember.
the schizophrenic other half of zander, this more interesting chap is occasionally seen causing havoc in places such as dornoch, birmingham and especially dunfermiline were he likes to try out ufc moves. unfortunaltely the good banter and drinking of zondo is rarely seen as he is increasingly having after work naps and early nights.
george: are we out on the shot tonight then boys.
reese eder: nah im gonna head up.
george: come on zondo, don’t be such a zander all the time
when your gal fakes her period so you can’t have s-x, but the truth is that the guy she f-cked last riptornt her p-ssy and that’s why she’s spotting . guy, ” hey wanna f-ck?” gal, ” no i can’t i’m spotting”. guy , ” you just had you period last week , your riptornt […]
- skatty catty
a hoe, h-r-, slag, badders, sket, jezz and etc. basically a sl-t. ayy my ex is a skatty catty, u kno she gave me uck behind tesco.
a beautiful girl with golden hair and big blue eyes. a few freckles littered on her nose and laughs a lot. she’s been screwed over by her “best friend” and lives with her dad and stepmom. she may have one or two little siblings. and she’s fun to be around and easy to become friends […]
the ability to be g-y but hide it really well; trying really hard to not be g-y around other people my friends thought something was up, but i was able to g-yloon my way out of the situation.
- mohammed trump
a muslim who thinks that president trump’s temporary ban on muslim immigrants and refugees from terrorism-pr-ne countries is legally lawful for security reasons. a number of arab countries seem to have local politicians who are mohammed trumps—after all, they too discriminately ban jewish travelers from visiting their lands.