the most beautiful girl alive on this planet a complete cutie with the most perfect smile and personality. every girl wishes to be like her. also has the biggest b–bs known to man.
how come you can’t be zoobia?
rub lotion on those zoobias
- speed t*ts
women’s br–sts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. often seen on swimmers or dancers. so called for their aerodynamic efficiency. sarah weighs 98 pounds. she’s got speed t-ts.
- pre modge
the act of having a flick aka buffer flicking while finding a suitable channing tatum picture to m-st-rb-t- over — casually has a pre-modge whilst scrolling through p-rn hub —
- picked on
bullyed he has been picked on in middle school
- g*ystar putnam
the act of a man accidentally releasing a feminine sounding fart while -rg-sming inside a woman’s mouth. “sorry about the g-ystar putnam babe, but at least you have freckles now.”
plumydia is the smell of a well used stripper pole. it is a mixture of fragarant plumeria perfume and chlamydia. as in: bill! bill! don’t lick the stripper pole even if it does smell like fresh plumydia!!