the most beautiful girl alive on this planet a complete cutie with the most perfect smile and personality. every girl wishes to be like her. also has the biggest b**bs known to man.
how come you can’t be zoobia?
rub lotion on those zoobias
- speed t*ts
women’s br**sts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. often seen on swimmers or dancers. so called for their aerodynamic efficiency. sarah weighs 98 pounds. she’s got speed t*ts.
- pre modge
the act of having a flick aka buffer flicking while finding a suitable channing tatum picture to m*st*rb*t* over *** casually has a pre-modge whilst scrolling through p*rn hub ***
- picked on
bullyed he has been picked on in middle school
- g*ystar putnam
the act of a man accidentally releasing a feminine sounding fart while *rg*sming inside a woman’s mouth. “sorry about the g*ystar putnam babe, but at least you have freckles now.”