Zootown


a nickname for the small city of missoula in the mountians of western montana. missoula became known as zootown for two reasons first it sounds like the word zoo, mostly however it is because missoula is know for its wild partys and people, it is home to the u of m, and on any given night you never have to walk more than two blocks to find a wild party.
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