Zorch Crystal


see bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday’s cr-p. often discovered when wiping one’s -ss while cr-pping the next day.
dude, i had so many zorch crystals in my -ss crack yesterday. it was from the cheap toilet paper i used at school yesterday.

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