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“hey bro why is ‘zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd’ in your search history?”

*sweats nervously* “uh… i don’t wanna talk about it”
“wait… you…”
“no, it’s not what it looks like i swear!”
“… …”
“stop. you don’t know anything.”
“i… …”
“just stop!”
“… i can’t believe you. i can’t believe any of this.”
*begins to cry hysterically* “i’m sorry, okay? it wasn’t my fault. i couldn’t help myself. i just, i…-”
“don’t cry. it’s okay.”
“…h-how do you know?”
“because i was there once. i know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there’s no escape, no end to this level of boredom. and you know what?”
*sniffles and pulls self together* “…what?”
“i’m here to help.”
*hugging* “thank you so much, i really needed the support.”
“no problem, friend. now… what do you say we go search up on urban dictionary some questionable s-x slang like the rest of the world?”
“i think that sounds wonderful.”