that time you thought, “let me just check facebook for a sec while i’m at lunch,” and when you looked up, it was dinner time.
i meant to run to the grocery story this afternoon, but i let myself get zuckered in.
rhyland is the name of a horrible person who will break your heart. rhyland’s usually will be artists and are very smart but can easily be misdirected. rhyland’s can be kind but be very weary for they will turn on you as soon as you become to much to handle or if they get board […]
- art degree
a very expensive type of toilet paper, typically costing anywhere from $50,000 to $100,000. can only be used once, twice if folded. wow, it turns out this art degree wasn’t worth a lifetime of debt; should’ve just went with charmin ultra.
- bad*ss att*tude
when someone’s way of thinking, feeling, or behavior reads i don’t give a f__k when it’s time for war, i turn up my bad-ss att-tude.
- bang mode
a s-xual, devious, animalistic and erotic mindset whereby the person in bangmode is desirous as to any and all s-xual opportunities. joe has had a hard week at work. he has announced it is friday night and therefore he is in bang mode.
- bed number
a second number that you use for adult affairs. aka a burner i gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.