Zyxmal
when two people walking toward each other try to avoid collision but in the attempt end up awkwardly prolonging the situation by both sidestepping in the same direction over and over and over again.
i found myself enduring a forty-second zyxmal with my crush in the hall yesterday. it was hecka awkward.
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