√toliet paper


used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of “toliet paper” found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. it takes about 50+ sheets of “toliet paper” to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time
i’m sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my -ss with at work, i may have to bring in a roll of charmin

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