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the average f-ckin santa claus, but in emoji. of course apple company had to make the option to have santa claus come in all different skin colors – including the normal yellow emoji color.
person 1 (kid): i can’t wait for christmas! i wonder where santa claus is right now!
person 2 (parent that wants the kid to shut the f-ck up): ho ho ho! i am santa claus!🎅🏻
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