😑
when you expect to get something and you’re extremely excited but then it turns out the whole idea was just some kind of sick joke.
mum: will, open your present! i know you’ll adore it!
will: -hopes that it is the new gaming console, the xbox 360-
dad: -smiles proudly, hoping that will would be happy-
will: -tears open the present- 😑 mate, dis is a facking book -reads t-tle- holy cr-p, i’m not some sort of nerd mate, i don’t read dictionary’s bruh
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