a phrase used by f-ck boys typically named jon, who may also go by jono or jonny.
person one: i bet you banged that sloot last night.
jon: oh no man 0 percent, 0 percent.
masirie is a fun, loving, beautiful and smart girl who really knows what to do if there is a problem, a girl who gets all the attention from the guys and loves to do jokes and be silly around her friends “wow your such a masirie”
- spike baby
a baby that is made when you have guests at your house. basically having s-x when your mom is downstairs. i told her that i was going to impregnate her mother with a spike baby.
- lamby jammies
lamby jammies are when you’re wearing something extremely comfortable pajamas, but they expose a lot on your body. lamby jammies are worn at the worse times, like when an unexpected guess enters your house and sees you in your short shorts and croptop. lamby jammies are worn in the worst times possible, therefore you -sheepishly- […]
mirrorb-tt is the band created by dan and phil in their sims 4 series. it’s amazing. buy it on itunes. my favorite mirrorb-tt song is their debut single: mounted susan.
having s-x with a woman you just met that keeps wanting more and ends up lasting so long you don’t have time to shower before leaving to work the next day. i met a girl at the bar last night, she couldn’t get enough of me. i feel like i’ve been taken on a vagourney.