0 to semi


the phrase used to judge how s-xually aroused you were, or how s-xually aroused someone would make you.
the phrase plays on 0 – 60mph, with “semi” being a half erect p-n-s.
-d-mn! i went 0 to semi in 2.4!

-she’d get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!

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