a number that appears on telephones mysteriously at night when no one is around.
usually it’s a government spy trying to get a hold of you.
“hey, that’s wierd… i just got callled by a number 000-000-0000!”
“don’t answer, it’s a government spy!”
- lily livered land lover
nice way of saying mother-f-cking son of a b-tch. old sea captain/pirate’s term: because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn’t handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs…arrr. swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before i have […]
- soviet russia chuck norris theory
it has been theorized that when chuck norris goes to soviet russia, everything is normal for him. soviet russia chuck norris theory in effect: in soviet russia, chuck norris still kicks -ss.
- snaggle jibb
another word for a jacked up grill. literal translation, snaggle-tooth. you see that girl at mcd’s? total snaggle jibb.
- flick bean
british slang expression for the act of attempting to pleasure a female by flicking her cl-toris, or bean, with the flicking finger of choice. often used as a non sequitor. “i hooked up with that muscly girl last night.” “d’you flick bean?” “yeh man, it were a kidney bean size.” “hey shaun, how’s it going?” […]
- flick before you pick
flick before you pick is an action you should always perform when picking out a lighter at the local gas station, deli, and/or bodega. always flick before you pick so you get a good bic 🙂