when you join someones mysp-ce or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.
d-mn, i must have a lot of 007 readers cause i get 100 blog views a day and only 3 comments.
- fetus fly trap
a woman who enjoys the act of taking the virginities of younger men. you’re a bunch of fetus fly traps and wh-r-s!
- fetus friends
2 or more friends who are unconditional best friends from birth, who know each other inside and out. they’re usually kind of annoying those two are fetus friends
f-cking illinois b-st-rd towing a boat wisconsin people call the f-cking illinois drivers b-st-rds with the word fib because they think they can drive fast in wisconsin but most of the time don’t know where the h-ll they are going so they are slow and taking up road sp-ce then you put the rich ones […]
descrbing a tall person with either a jew fro or curly hair. usually clumsy and bad at all sports. also is pr-ne to be a h-m-s-xual and acts gay and loves only ripped men man burke loves jeff he is such a figmont
- fig newts
“fig newts” a subst-tute for saying “figures”. primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself “got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and i didnt even get her name!!” -rory “fig newts” -pam