bond of the 21st century, according to a completely non-gay daniel craig loves w-lly. no longer is it safe to watch tv without a cast of b-m diggers suddenly becoming the centre of attention. doctor who has become doctor ‘up the poo’. torchwood is ‘were there any straight people in this week?’
well double 0 gay is now suffering. gaymes bond or james b-mmed is the spy hero of the new century.
00gay’s films may include…
man with the golden kn-b
the living gaylights
h-m-s are forever
the c-ck is not enough
never say gay
for your b-lls only
liscence to b-m
you only f-ck men twice
‘q’ would supply weapon-like d-ld-s and his name would actually be short for ‘queer’. ‘m’ would still be judy dench but ‘m’ would stand for she was a ‘man’
- Hula Pie
it’s a dessert that originated in maui, consisting of macadamia ice cream, chocolate crust, chocolate syrup, and almonds… it’s h-lla good! save room for dessert, i want to order a slice of hula pie!!
the way to identify something as being of the years 2000 and so on. as in, i am an 00gies woman.
- Spaghetti Nightmare
what devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc. usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (turntables, anyone?) it also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin’ huge? maybe also be used […]
a cats gut stretched across a pigs -ss that you pick your teeth with. girl: daddy can i have ice cream? dad: leave me the h-ll alone or i will give you the humstrum.
- hungarian helicopter
the act of eating ones vag whilst twirling them around in a clockwise or counter-clock wise motion, according to the hungarian ritual developed in the 1600’s to ward off demons. the dominant partner must make sure to have a firm grasp on the upper thigh of the orally pleasured partner. suggested to take place in […]