the new emergency services number from the it crowd.
it’s an emergency! call 01189998819991197253
- public domain
public domain materials are those things that have copyright or patent protection but have been placed on the internet thus nullifying the protections. like busting a condom, once it’s done, it’s done. last night me and jeff downloaded 50 gigabytes of public domain – pd sh-t while we were f-cking.
- puddly duddly
having s-x with a bowel of pudding my lady wasn’t home so i pulled a puddly duddly
- puke canopy
when someone is completely blacked out, they can’t control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. this usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car. person 1: dude couldn’t hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he […]
- pulling an eric
leaving your friends to go home and jerk off jim said that he had a baseball game. “nah bruh he’s just pulling an eric”
- pulling the python
male masturbation. jackin off, w-nking, beating the meat. python refers to the guy’s d-ck. my roommate walked in and saw me pulling the python.