highschoolers that make really sh-tty vlogs.
f-ck man did you watch the 0rangejews video last night?
h-ll no, their content is as lame as jennifer aniston’s p-ssy.
a person who loves magic the gathering. can also kick someones dumb-ss if needed. jackychan and bruce lee put together with pineapple express. (movie quote) im gonna go telesa all over yo b-tch-ss motha f-cka
prophilienne is a name of royalty. french queen. full with p-ssion an intensity. prophilienne; she can kick-ss with hands tied behind her back
- happy jab
intentionally poking someone with an erect p-n-s. braaaahhh. i happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool. i woke my girlfriend up this morning for s-x with a few happy jabs. i’m sick of my boss riding my -ss so i happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into […]
- henry johnson
a woman’s genitals. dude, she has such an ugly henry johnson. she asked me to finger her henry johnson last night.
- birthday d*ck
birthday d-ck is a really large or satisfying p-n-s. usually only experienced every once in a while. after a series of s-xual letdowns, emily finally got some much needed birthday d-ck.