a large old peniz, mostly belonging to fermer average c-x
bobbart: i went to see fermer c-x earlier, he has a right old 0verage c-x!!
suzi: i sure hope you didn’t get erectile dysfunction bobbart
malim: that’s the old wrinkly one right??
bobbart: yup it was noice
a severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. more serious than emphasisema — a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics — it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of “meaningless adjectives”, even the “milder” or “imitation” phrases. although euphemisema is a […]
the most loving warm hearted person you will ever meet “i love mindalynn”
- little gordys
exceptionally large sperm oh sh-t last night i gave her the little gordy’s so hard it killed the b-tch
- washington boro
the town in north jersey where literally every kid is poor but still has nice things. everyone is a drug addict and and goes to quick-check. people who live here are called boro rats or hood rats washington boro is shady and poor.
- mallory rodgers
just a stand out beautiful, smart, funny, and a great person to be around. if you’re around her, you will be in a good mood. she is nothing short of amazing and is full of surprises. perfect body type that there’s not a thing wrong with it and anyone will love. any guy is lucky […]