1-line wednesday: a segment on the world famous chris daniel show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. there is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. it is open to both am and fm broadcasts, but generally ruled by the am with an iron fist, while the fm tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.
notable examples include: “picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase”, “am i the only one who finds it ironic that the world’s largest p-n-s museum is located in one of the coldest countries on earth?”, as well as many relevant and current political topics.
one-line wednesday is a staple of american freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, every week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
chris: 1-line wednesday is up next guys, remember: you get one line and one line only. nothing obscene and no profanity.
chris: 1-line wednesday, go ahead.
fm caller: uhhh.. uhhh…
chris: that’s your one line. let’s go to the am side…. 1-line wednesday, your turn.
am caller: if miley cyrus is now ‘pan-s-xual’… does that means i’m gonna have to hide my revere-ware?
chris and phil: ahahahaha… uhhh..
chris: only the ones with handles… hah… point to the am side.
- northside nine
the chicago cubs. aptly named due to the club’s home on the north side of chicago, and the nine players they field each inning. and the cubs win the 2016 world series! after 108 years, the northside nine have finally done it!
- dank queso
high quality (weed) cheese gotta go get some dank queso
typically extremely ugly, skinny, and enjoys playing games such as wizard 101, world of warcraft, and roblox. as enjoys doing magic tricks. look at that little squibel over there gaming on his pc
when your meal simply consists of alcoholic beverages. liquiding
the ship between gary lightbody from snowpatrol and ed sheeran. this ship was shippped the most in 2013, while ed and gary were touring together. awww shightbody are so adorable when they hold hands during “new york”.