1. a woman so incredibly s-xy that the mere sight of her makes male -j-c-l-t–n possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the p-n-s shaft.
2. the very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the p-n-s shaft occur before -j-c-l-t–n.
woah! you just missed a total 1-pump dude!
adj. awesome or really cool you girls are splendeferous! see splendiferous for medical condition -ssociated with fashion models, drag queens, fashion industry tennants and other who aspire to manipulate their body type as a part of going to great lengths to achieve and maintain up-tempo lifestyles by means of exteme dieting and slender appearance. splenda […]
a vibrating ‘sound’ to denote someone blowing their tongue at you. boy 1: hey, that’s my place that you are sitting at newbie??!! boy 2: splfrgh… so go find a new one.
to exlplore an area and smoke pot simultaneously “hey alex, jon and i are going sploking in the woods later! wanna join?!”
- split and tickle
a technique used for s-xually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an -rg-sm. the index and ring fingers are used to separate the l-b–, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the cl-toris, tickle. guy1: did you hook up with that girl last night? guy 2:you know it, she was going […]
a condition in which you get so krunk you start to convulse from such a high level of “krunk-t-tude”. that girl just had a krunkilepsy.