the most outrageous cheeseburger available. for you eastcoast folk, this will word does not apply. only us lucky western type are blessed with what we call “in ‘n out burger”. part of the sacred “secret menu,” this burger is not a meal, it’s an event. a normal, hungry teenage boy could be satisfied with a double cheeseburger, but for the man with a real appet-te, the 10 by 10 will be the only burger that would suffice. 10 patties, slabbed with 10 pieces of american processed cheese, this thing is a monster. it can’t be eaten normally, unless you can unlock your jaw. most people eat it on its side, and end up eating about 6 patties and cheese slices by themselves, like a steak. only a true man can handle this 5000 calorie beast.
last weekend tim ate a 10 by 10 and puked up his small intestine.
- smurf p*ssy
beaten p-ssy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage or when a blue midget crawls into a p-ssy i f-ck-d that b-tch so hard i gave that her a smurf p-ssy look out smurf in the hole
turtarriers are concrete blocks placed at the back of parking sp-ces. often they are yellow or gray, but they can come in any color. sometimes they are also referred to as “parking barriers” or “parking blocks” but these are both improper terms. when i pull my car into the parking sp-ce i know i have […]
- turtle style
when having s-xual intercousre with a girl that has extreme back acne “doggy style”. by placing a pillow over top of her back to not see the groteque sight is the difference between the two. it was named by the girl looking like a turtle in the process of intercourse. guy 1: dude you know […]
completely useless rating of several issued to tv shows in the u.s. (the others being tv-y, tv-g, tv-pg, tv-14, and tv-ma) that is usually given to shows considered so-called children’s entertainment when the tv-pg rating more than suffices. this rating sometimes carries the fv content label. the very thought of a tv-y7 version of ruroni […]
a state of mind in which methamphetamine intake has occured to beyond the point of tweeking. i was so f-ck-ng twacked. originated in stillwater, oklahoma in 2000. when you’ve done too much tweak to the point where you are useless to the world. when you are so spun that you are get caught in the […]