10 commandments of the magi


from the book of exit us

1. and goodness spoke all these words saying, i am love your goodness, who will bring you out of the land of sin, out of the house of bondage. do not worship that other deity, called satan, the deity of hatred and evil.

2. and don’t worship anything else, such as yourself, power, s-x, money, drugs etc

3. do not do anything of hatred and evil especially not in the name of love and goodness.

4. take off one day every week so you do not work yourself to death.

5. be nice to your parents. if it wasn’t for them, you would have never been born.

6. don’t murder anyone.

7. don’t have s-x with someone else’s spouse.

8. don’t steal someone else’s property.

9. don’t lie about other people.

10. don’t even think about stealing your neighbor’s house or your neighbor’s spouse or any of your neighbor’s property, because if you think about stealing long enough, you might actually try to do it.
basically the 10 commandments of the magi are just like the 10 commandments of the bible, but, the way they are written seems more clear to me, to make more sense, as if it’s giving me the true meaning of the biblical ten commandments.

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