a bmw 750. this is in contrast to the bmw 745, which is referred to as a quarter-to-eight
news reporter: “you’ve just won the lottery, what are you going to do next?”
deadbeat dad: “yea, imma buy 12 10-tils. one for ever one of my baby mommas.”
business chick 1: “girl, what you gonna do for 2008?”
business chick 2: “not much really. i’ll probably trade in the quarter-to-eight and get the 10-til.”
- 10 to 10
noun: a male or female who’s physical appeal is subpar and would require the consumption of ten alcoholic beverages in order for the person in question to be a perfect ten. friend a: “i’m going out with kelly and her friends, and they invited you. you comin’?” friend b: “well, kelly’s hot, but all her […]
studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms. if it hadn’t been for my friend being a faileontologist, i would never have known of my failurysm.
- grey matter splatter
-verb. to engage in the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto the cranium of a well educated individual. -“…when i get a hold of that naughty little physics student i’m gonna splatter on her grey matter…hoo yaaahh!!” “…when he pulled out last night i expected a facial c-mshot…but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter….how […]
- g*ybar cowboys
the name metallica had planned on using during the mid-late 90’s although vertigo insisted that the bands name stays the same, it is rumoured that lars considered leaving the band as a result. the new gaybar cowboys alb-m load will be released under the name metallica.
- lord blackwood
a huuuuuuuuuge p-n-s yeah dude, he’s got a nice lord blackwood.