when one of your friends is being a total -ssh-l- to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by jayz. “i got 99 problems but a b-tch ain’t one”
stephen: hey, what the f-ck is stu’s problem today?
pete: he’s got 100 problems.
a way to say you have girl problems. it is a reference to the jay-z song, 99 problems
guy 1: how are you and your girl doing?
guy 2: let’s just say i got 100 problems
- large naturals
bodacious funbags. t-ts big enough for her to suck her own nipples. big enough for you to suck both nipples at the same time. big enough to juggf-ck, i.e. t-ttyf-ck. and stating the obvious, not silicone. 100% real my friend. she can wrap her bosoms around your c-ck and pump up and down, to make […]
- s*xually sophisticated
having extensive experience and confidence in the realm of s-xual activity and a diverse background in the pleasures of the flesh that leads to understanding, acceptance and the pleasurable application of those things that gets oneself and others off, regardless of taboos or ‘standard practices’. “she considered him s-xually sophisticated because not only did he […]
sister from another mister. the girl’s version of bfam. alecia: girl, we are such good friends! and we look alike! amy: i know! we must be sfams! sfam (stunner from another mother)…used as compliment to another in reference to their positive appearace. boy to girl “hey sfam how are you today?”
- 100 years
a) the age of the queen of england b) the length of time according to stuart bawden, that it takes for light from the sun to travel to earth. a) “geez man, that queenie in england is like 100 years old!” b) alyssa: “stu, how long does it take light to travel from the sun […]
- earley horse
an intense cramp suffered by earl pickles when he has not stretched himself. earley horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. the only known cure is intense stretches. they are hard to treat and only earl knows how. if you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, […]