the act of doing a dangerous amount of meth and having oral s-x with george bush sodomizing him with wmds on top of 10 gay minorities in the middle of times square. then you will proceed to j-ck-ff on a gray squirrel and then f-ck it nonstop for two days. once you are done, you will wipe your d-ck on every nun’s face and eventually it will get warts. when you get the warts proceed to suck your own d-ck repeatedly until you blow a hole through your head and f-ck that hole cut off your b-lls throw them at your granparents and f-ck them then f-ck their little chihuahua and eat taco sh-t while f-ck-ng your own bleeding b-lls then explode an -ssh-l- in your mouth and you die. this is the most amazing feat you can possibly acheive. congratulations
when asked by st. peter what he has done in his life bob says: well, i dealt drugs, raped babies, and f-ck-d my parents and sister on top of a pile of monkey sh-t, but i did get to 100000000th base last night.
st. peter: welcome to heaven champ.
- 1,000,000 points
the highest reward for something (taken from points based video-games and frank’s hat in 30 rock). person 1: “did you get a raise or extra holiday days following your appraisal at work?” person 2 “dude, i totally got both! 1,000,000 points.”
- drippy turtle
after a man c-ms and the p-n-s softens it shrinks like a frightened turtle into it’s sh-ll, thus causing the excess c-m trapped in the p-n-s to drip out. man, i hate cleaning up after a drippy turtle.
- polish blowhole
during s-x when a guy decides to try -n-l, so he takes his p-n-s out of her v-g-n- and is on the verge of putting it in her -ss, when she releases a strong fart, denying entry. brah, my girl katherine pulled a polish blowhole on me this morning, it’s like she has a defense […]
a sweet loving girl, who is sometimes crazy. a girl who can f-ck a b-tch up if she had to. she can be a little slow at times but you gotta love her. she is super pretty and makes friends easily. she has the most beautiful smile. and is good in bed just look at […]
\ˈham-zē\ (adjective) restlessly indifferent; characterized by a state of anxiousness or anxiety about nothing in particular and for no particular reason rocco: dude, i feel so hamsy and i just don’t know what to do with myself. emma: that sucks for you, my day has been off the chain!