you suck your own d-ck and get an aero plane shoved up your -ss with a group of men c-ming all over your face. then your mum and dad f-ck you and you lick out your mum and tease her cl-t with a toothbrush.
bob: ” duuddee i tottaally hit 10000th base last night”
timmy: ” i heard your mum got an -rg-sm from a toothbrush?”
making love to your parents whilst preforming the hustle !
you: hey mom, dad can we have s-x ?
mom+dad : sure
you : my friends are gonna be stoked when they found out ive hit 10000th base !
- 10,000 year old d*ck
an ancient chinese trick: you burry your p-n-s in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb wh-r- suck on it. john: how was that asian hooker last night? bob: it was great i gave her my 10,000 year old d-ck!
- 1000 awesome things
a blog that talks about 1000 little awesome things in life such as: bakery air, snow days, showering in other people’s showers, broccoli flower, etc. today (4/11/10) there are 530 posts on 1000awesomethings.com, each post usually ends with: awesome! today i went on 1000 awesome things and read about how awesome ducks are.
- fog d*gg*ng
everything i have been fog d-gg-ng all summer.
fuglarian is a term used to refer to a person who is perceived to be fugly. the word is often used either in a general reference to a member of a nation or ethnos, typically a fugly society as seen by an urban civilization viewed as f-ck-ng ugly. in idiomatic or figurative usage, a “fuglarian” […]
having confidence in one’s ability to move and contort one’s crotch while dancing. during the super bowl halftime show, beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence. an abundance of confidence in the abilities or quality of one’s genitalia, or crotch region, easily mistaken for a combination of self-belief and arrogance! “ah, man, you shoulda seen me last night, […]