the 100th precinct is an nypd police precinct located in the southern area of the borough of queens on the rockaway peninsula. the neighborhoods within the precinct are arverne, belle harbor, breezy point, broad channel, neponsit, rockaway park and roxbury. primarily it is a residential area consisting of housing projects, apartment buildings, one and two family homes, five to ten family tenaments, skids, skells, dopeheads, theives, crackheads, and zombies. this precinct covers almost every economic cl-ss from the dest-tute housing project dweller to filthy rich jewish diamond merchants all within a 6 square mile area. from what i understand, this area used to be very nice to live in until the housing projects were erected and the undesireables moved in. the cops that patrol this area are for the most part, functional r-t-rds. they are the f-ckups and morons that every other sh-thole command on the job got rid of for being incompetant. these cops are known to shoot dogs and have their legs snap at the first sight of conflict. this precinct is usually refered to by other cops as either “fort zero” or “fort r-t-rd” as in any cl-sterf-ck there are usualy a few hardworking cops with an iq of 70 or above that keep the place from burning. it should be noted that for one of the slowest police precincts in the nypd, the 100th precinct has the largest crime increase the entire city thus far in 2008. don’t listen to the ramones when they tell you to hitch a ride to rockaway beach, there’s a better than average chance you’ll get robbed.
“you see that r-t-rd cop over there picking his nose?”
“yea, he’s from the 100th precinct”
- lumpy larry
when one is wearing spandex/under armour/or any other tight undergarment and sh-ts their pants causing a lump in there rear quarters. this is usually caused by having to release fecal matter while laughing intensely. sh-t mark you just gave me a lumpy larry.
- piece of patch
a phrase usually uttered by men, meaning “to get laid.” the “patch” refers to a woman’s p-b-s. as said by john travolta’s character in the general’s daughter: “risking it all for a piece of patch.”
someone who is typically gay and has a small p-n-s and has never had a girl friend; usually acts like a tool to fit in and try to cober up his gayness dang your one ugly luplow
- southpaw dabbler
when you get a handjob from a left-handed person. so how did last night go? dude, i totally got a southpaw dabbler from that hot lefty with the big t-ts.
an incredibly versatile word, used to replace any 1)noun or 2)adjective at will. used when the speaker has forgotten the word he/she needs and has no time to think about it. 1) could you p-ss that friggin’ fancyfat already? 2) d-mn, those fuzzy dice are fancyfat.