going to a party or social event,and instead of having a conversation,you or other people just meet and greet everyone instead of talking.
at the party:
bill: hi i’m bill
suzy: h-llo bill
bill: hey i’m bill
jack: ok nice to meet you
bill: greetings my name is bill
after the party:
jake:so how was the party
bill: the whole event was just 102 hours of introductions .
- a bad mother
a mother that was never there for you as you grew older . a mother that gave up as being your mom . a mother that always put her self before her own kids . one that always went out &’ partied instead of being home to tuck her kid/kids into bed . my mother […]
- 40-foot girl
a girl that only looks good from 40 feet away. 40-foot girls usually have a nice b-tt, but a not-so-desirable face. bro 1: dang, you seen samantha? bro 2: ya dude, don’t be fooled. she’s a 40-foot girl.
fear of doing the toilet in public places “davie had to go home at lunchtime” “how come?” “he has acr-pnaphobia”
- air bomber
when you randomly air drop a photo to anyone with an iphone that you don’t know we took a selfie of our junk air bombers all over the bar it was hilarious
- alabama car wash
after a male has -j-c-l-t-d into a female’s v-g-n-. the female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. 😉 meagan gave shawn an alabama car wash.