for all those people out there who keep typing in base numbers , there isn’t anything past this.
man 1: dude i went to 10th base last night!
man 2: dude, wtf is that?
10th base is simple. it comes after 9th base, which is -n-l s-x whilst strangling the person, so therefore 10th base is simply death. however, you have the option to have s-x with the dead body or just leave it.
“hey mate, u won’t believe it but i finally got there..10th base action last night”
“omg, trevor, i was joking. you just killed someone”
this is just second base in binary. nothing to be proud of but makes the beeks feel better.
nerd – “i got to 10th base last night”
dude – “holly sh-t what is that”
nerd – “i felt up holly’s t-ts”
dude – “loser, everyone’s done that”
when you get to home base twice in one evening, then have a threesome with said two previous people.
danny seduced two separate chicks, man! then got to play with them together! holy cr-p, he’s the first in our college to get to 10th base! we must worship him.
- window blast
when one sticks their head out of the window of a moving vehicle and vomits. the end result of the vomit covering the window behind the person who vomited. john stuck his head out and totally window blasted my car on the way home
a married woman she has s-xual relations with other men, with the husbands approval. usually while the husband watches or joins. mary is a hotwife, not only does she look great, but she loves to screw other men. a s-xually uninhibited married woman with both the freedom and inclination/desire to enjoy s-x with both her […]
the act of dropping a shot of jagermeister into a gl-ss filled with the energy drink red bull and imbibing sai concoction. not to be confused with beerosaurus rexes or vodkaraptors. dude, at frankie j’s last night, i must have slayed about 7 or 8 jagerdactyls. i found boots of +4 drunknisity. it’s a rare […]
when a hunk sucks his own c-ck in front of a public audience, containing men only woah hes a hunkatopia
- dusty miller
when you cover your junk in flour and slap a girl in the face with it. i gave her the ‘ol dusty miller last night. a s-xual act where one partner empties a can or bottle of miller genuine draft onto their partner mid-coitus then rips open a vacuum bag and dumps that onto their […]