sometimes called “the colonel’s secret recipe” is a type of “street cut” marijuana that has been “watered down” and mixed with several different types of kitchen spice, sand, tea, leaves, or anything that may look like weed in any way to fool someone into thinking they are purchasing and smoking real, pure marijuana.
person 1 (most likely a wannabe, a newbie to weed, or a douche): dude, i got some og kush from some guy in my neighborhood!
person 2 (most of the time educated about weed): dude, this is f-ck-ng “11 herbs and spices!” it’s just oregano, parsley, green tea, and mushed up leaves, you aren’t fooling anyone!
an arrogant c-nt, also a self-serving douche. hails from a long line of highlanders. there can be only one. zeromus is talking again, that guy is the c-ntouche
- dallas oil spill
when a girl is giving you head, and when you’re about to c-m, you make a big deal out of it, but only c-m a little, and hold the rest in. when she removes your d-ck from her mouth and looks at you confused, you c-m all over her face. i gave my girlfriend a […]
the motivational equivalent of a black hole. if you get to close, no productivity can escape. that d-mn slacksquatch brought his demotivational field to my cube, so rather than being productive i’ll be shamefully working from home.
- desert island relationship
a relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn’t work in the context of your lives outside of each other when we’re alone it’s great, but neither of us gets along with each others’ friends. it’s a total desert island relationship.
- d*ck chocolate
aka: p–pnoodle the consequences of -n-l f-cking. after i pulled out, my p-n-s became.. d-ck chocolate. she loves my d-ck chocolate.