what you bring home from the store when you’re really thirsty.
a: hey, you’re back. what did you bring me?
b: got you an 11-pack of mountain dew.
a: you -sshole!
b: dude, it was hot!
the most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. so wildly attractive she will drive you mad with l-st for her. stopping at nothing to swoop this girl off her feet and to run off in the sunset. did you see brendee? i can’t help but stare at her, she is just so marvelous. […]
- buddy penetration
the act of two men simultaneously penetrating the same orifice. there was only one good looking female at the bar and we both wanted the p-ssy so we decided to preform buddy penetration.
- buffer knuckle
the act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an -n-s. “tell uncle billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles.”
- cacky stabber
geordie slang for a male who enjoys making love to another mans r-ct-m whilst penetrating excretion. there is no doubt about it he is a 100 per cent cacky stabber
something or someone so sweet that it seems like it should be turned into a cake. carmel is so cakeable.