11th commandment

don’t get caught
dude, did you hear mike got busted with two pounds of weed??!?! i told him he shouldn’t be moving so much weight.

i don’t know about that, he should just have followed the 11th commandment
this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.
wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!
this is not an extra rule that would contradict with god’s laws; instead, it promotes and defends them.

11. thou shalt displayeth the ten commandments in all public places.
like it or not, there is no separation of church and state. it says nowhere in the const-tution of such a policy. however, people have the right to not be oppressed by a particular religion, but they still can’t have that religion taken away from people.
an additional commandment added by god which states:

thou shall not spoon another man’s meat.
you just went and stole the friend i wanted you jerk. you don’t spoon another man’s meat. that’s the 11th commandment
an unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don’t go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of w-nking. i.e if an individual swears to god they won’t w-nk for a week then they must not w-nk for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
samantha: hey john, ive noticed you haven’t been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

john: well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, i broke the 11th commandment. you see three days ago i swore on god that i wouldnt w-nk of a week but i was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn’t resist the immense urge of busting a nut.