an hilarious joke that young children will not understand.
one day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. the
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
the man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
“i think your genie is hard of hearing, i asked for a million bucks but instead i got a million ducks.”
the bartender shook his head and replied, “you’re telling me… do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
- a donny
praise which has no value/of less value than had it come from a more esteemed person. i.e. when donny osmond gave out the first ten of strictly come dancing 2014 as a guest judge, it wasn’t the same as receiving the first ten of the series from one of the permanent judges. i really hope […]
alisson a girl that likes to be her self. she likes to mess around and sing. she is a really good friend. her favorite thing to do is to hang out with litzi and itzel. love u ally! alisson is the best! someone whos not sure if 5 is an integer or not #git blame […]
- anti-bieber fever
loose of interest in justin bieber; no bieber fever; hatred of justin bieber ; haters of justin bieber anti bieber fever is very common for guys. a person with a strong immune system to bieber fever. a: why you have anti-bieber fever? justin bieber is cute! b: cause he sounds like a girl and now […]
a beautiful muslim girl who is close to her deen, cares for the people around her & the muslim ummah. anûd is very loyal to everyone , she’s loved by her whole muslim community. anûd is an open, confident and down to earth girl who is grateful for her parents and what she has been […]
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